Sam Bisbee:
Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee:
Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
The Great Man:
[Discussing his proposed script] In a circus scene you wear a beard.
The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn: I wear a beard?
The Great Man: Yeah, a small beard - a van dyke. Just a little... You know what a van dyke is, don't you?
The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn: I certainly do!
The Great Man: Ooh.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn: I wear a beard?
The Great Man: Yeah, a small beard - a van dyke. Just a little... You know what a van dyke is, don't you?
The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn: I certainly do!
The Great Man: Ooh.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
[in the soda fountain] I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet.
[to the camera]
The Great Man: This scene's supposed to be in a saloon but the censor cut it out. It'll play just as well this way.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
[to the camera]
The Great Man: This scene's supposed to be in a saloon but the censor cut it out. It'll play just as well this way.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
[Sitting at a luncheonette table] I don't know why I ever come in here. Flies get the best of everything!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
[Suffering from a hangover] Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night!
Stewardess: Should I get you a Bromo?
The Great Man: No, I couldn't stand the noise!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Stewardess: Should I get you a Bromo?
The Great Man: No, I couldn't stand the noise!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
Do you want to grow up and be dumb like Zasu Pitts?
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
How'd you like to hide the egg and gurgitate a few saucers of mocha java?
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man:
Oh, for a Maxwell parachute!
Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: What's a Maxwell parachute?
The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: What's a Maxwell parachute?
The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
