J. Effingham Bellweather:
You know, I've never struck a woman in my life.
Mrs. Detective: You haven't?
J. Effingham Bellweather: Not even my own mother.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
Mrs. Detective: You haven't?
J. Effingham Bellweather: Not even my own mother.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
Professor Quail:
[looking through key hole] What won't they think up next?
--W.C. Fields (as ) in International House
--W.C. Fields (as ) in International House
Professor Quail:
Hey! Where am I?
Woman: Wu-Hu.
Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
Hotel Manager: WU-HU!
[Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in International House
Woman: Wu-Hu.
Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
Hotel Manager: WU-HU!
[Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in International House
Rollo La Rue:
Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!
--W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million
--W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million
Sam Bisbee:
[on his golf clubs] I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.
Princess Lescaboura: Did you?
Sam Bisbee: Yeah.
[to his caddy]
Sam Bisbee: Give me the Canadian Club.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Princess Lescaboura: Did you?
Sam Bisbee: Yeah.
[to his caddy]
Sam Bisbee: Give me the Canadian Club.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee:
[to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee:
[to Mrs. Bisbee] My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.
[to Pauline]
Sam Bisbee: Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
[to Pauline]
Sam Bisbee: Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee:
[to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide] When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee:
It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
--W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me!
