Mrs. Hemogloben:
Oh, you're so full of romance!
The Great Man: Every night, every night.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man: Every night, every night.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Amelia:
Harold!
Harold: Don't argue with them, dear, they're beneath our dignity.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Harold: Don't argue with them, dear, they're beneath our dignity.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Amelia:
Seems pretty strange someone would call you from a maternity hospital in the middle of the night.
Harold: They didn't call me from a maternity hospital. They called thinking this was the maternity hospital.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Harold: They didn't call me from a maternity hospital. They called thinking this was the maternity hospital.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Mrs. Gideon:
Ohhh! I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, no, dear, just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in My Little Chickadee
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, no, dear, just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in My Little Chickadee
Mrs. Gideon:
Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full-blooded Indian?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, quite the antithesis. He's very anemic.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in My Little Chickadee
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, quite the antithesis. He's very anemic.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in My Little Chickadee
Insurance Salesman:
Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.
Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Insurance Salesman:
How old are you?
Harold: None of your business.
Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50.
Harold: You would say that.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Harold: None of your business.
Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50.
Harold: You would say that.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Insurance Salesman:
If you should live to be 100...
[Harold chases him off the deck]
Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
[Harold chases him off the deck]
Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
His Niece:
We're falling 2,000 feet!
The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
His Niece:
Why didn't you ever marry?
The Great Man: I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man: I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
