Sam Harmon:
The odds are always with the house,
[slams hand on pool table]
Sam Harmon: with the house!
--Dean Martin (as Sam Harmon) in Ocean's Eleven
[slams hand on pool table]
Sam Harmon: with the house!
--Dean Martin (as Sam Harmon) in Ocean's Eleven
Sam Hollis:
Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
--Dean Martin (as Sam Hollis) in Texas Across the River
--Dean Martin (as Sam Hollis) in Texas Across the River
Slim Mosely Jr.:
[to Wade Jr] Wade Kingsley Junior? That's what they mean by a family skeleton, huh?
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
Slim Mosely Jr.:
[waiting with Carol to meet Mrs. Kingsley] Oh, don't worry - I'll make a good impression.
Slim Mosely Jr.: [he sits on an old chair and in collapses just as Matilda comes into the room screaming in horror] My antique chair!
Slim Mosely Jr.: [relieved] Well, I'm glad it was only an old one.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
Slim Mosely Jr.: [he sits on an old chair and in collapses just as Matilda comes into the room screaming in horror] My antique chair!
Slim Mosely Jr.: [relieved] Well, I'm glad it was only an old one.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
Steve Laird:
Now, there's the mirror. Take a look at yourself. Now, if you notice, you have deep expression in your eyes and a very sensitive chin - all the qualities of a legitimate actor - maybe even a great lover.
Seymour: Yeah, but isn't my voice too high?
Steve Laird: Not neccessarily. Maybe you can make love to tall girls.
--Dean Martin (as ) in My Friend Irma
Seymour: Yeah, but isn't my voice too high?
Steve Laird: Not neccessarily. Maybe you can make love to tall girls.
--Dean Martin (as ) in My Friend Irma
Steve Wiley:
[to Malcolm] I'm thinkin' of somethin'. I'm thinkin' of double homicide - one for each of your heads!
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
Steve Wiley:
[watching Malcolm blow on the dice] Don't drown 'em - just make snake eyes!
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
Van Morgan:
You've preached a lot of funerals around here lately. You got something new for this one?
The Rev. Jonathan Rudd: The funeral is for the living, Mr. Morgan. I'll say what his folks want to hear: that Nick Evers was a good son, a good brother, a loyal friend and a respected citizen.
Van Morgan: You think you won't gag on all that?
--Dean Martin (as Van Morgan) in 5 Card Stud
The Rev. Jonathan Rudd: The funeral is for the living, Mr. Morgan. I'll say what his folks want to hear: that Nick Evers was a good son, a good brother, a loyal friend and a respected citizen.
Van Morgan: You think you won't gag on all that?
--Dean Martin (as Van Morgan) in 5 Card Stud
Vittorio Cisini:
Don't you find her attractive?
Ray Hunter: Very attractive.
Vittorio Cisini: Single too.
Ray Hunter: Now there's a combination you don't run into very often.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
Ray Hunter: Very attractive.
Vittorio Cisini: Single too.
Ray Hunter: Now there's a combination you don't run into very often.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
Maria Martelli:
I hope I didn't offend you.
Ray Hunter: Not at all, you're just one of those people who speak their mind - an over-rated virtue!
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
Ray Hunter: Not at all, you're just one of those people who speak their mind - an over-rated virtue!
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
