Dino:
Now look lady, you may have heard a lot of singers but you ain't heard nothin' sung till you've heard me sung it.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Kiss Me, Stupid
--Dean Martin (as ) in Kiss Me, Stupid
Dino:
There was the one about this doctor, you see? He was examining a girl's knee and he says, "What's a joint like this doing on a pretty girl like you?"
--Dean Martin (as ) in Kiss Me, Stupid
--Dean Martin (as ) in Kiss Me, Stupid
Jason Steel:
Well. I don't have an address. I live in the park. It makes it easier to prey on little girls.
--Dean Martin (as Jason Steel) in Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?
--Dean Martin (as Jason Steel) in Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?
Joe Jarrett:
[to Zack, about Matson] You know, if you ever need a friend... I wouldn't count on that character.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett:
Well, here we go, Prince George.
Prince George: Yes, sir.
Joe Jarrett: Alright, the show is on.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Prince George: Yes, sir.
Joe Jarrett: Alright, the show is on.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Little John:
Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles.
--Dean Martin (as Little John) in Robin and the 7 Hoods
--Dean Martin (as Little John) in Robin and the 7 Hoods
Little John:
When your opponent's sittin' there holding all aces, there's only one thing left to do: Kick over the table.
--Dean Martin (as Little John) in Robin and the 7 Hoods
--Dean Martin (as Little John) in Robin and the 7 Hoods
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
[after a bomb has blown up near a picture of Frank Sinatra] Sorry Frank.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
[as Matt Helm and Suzie are being shot at by French cops] That's the French for you. They don't think any girl is innocent.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
