Matt Helm:
[to Gail] You know, if you were an Indian, Custer would still be alive.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm:
[to Nassim] May a thousand tigers break every bone in your body.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Matt Helm:
[to the tune of 'Cry'] If your sweetheart pust a pistol in her bed, you'd do better sleeping with your uncle Fred...
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm:
[to the tune of 'The Sunny Side of the Street'] Grab your coat, get your pale, let me take you in the barn, dear. Just sit back and watch, 'cause I found a cow who gives scotch.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm:
[to Tina] Making love to you is like playing Russian Roulette.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm:
Don't you think we should be introduced first?
Barbara: You're Matt Helm.
Matt Helm: Good enough for me.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Barbara: You're Matt Helm.
Matt Helm: Good enough for me.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm:
So this is the place I was gonna get shot in the back. Kind of a stylish pad to take off from.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
