Wade Kingsley Jr.:
Well, I tell you what we could do. We could first ...
Slim Mosely Jr.: There's no "we!" There's "me" and there's "you," and "you" I don't want to see anymore!
Wade Kingsley Jr.: Yeah, but I thought maybe even ...
Slim Mosely Jr.: Don't "thought!" It's over! Good-bye and good luck!
[walks away]
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
Slim Mosely Jr.: There's no "we!" There's "me" and there's "you," and "you" I don't want to see anymore!
Wade Kingsley Jr.: Yeah, but I thought maybe even ...
Slim Mosely Jr.: Don't "thought!" It's over! Good-bye and good luck!
[walks away]
--Dean Martin (as ) in Pardners
Tina aka Cowboy:
[after Matt has a wet first encounter with Gail at the swimming pool] I can't leave you alone for a second, can I?
Matt Helm: Not if you want to keep me dry.
Tina aka Cowboy: [Discussing Gail] Quite a girl.
Matt Helm: That is not a girl, Tina. That's a disaster area.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm: Not if you want to keep me dry.
Tina aka Cowboy: [Discussing Gail] Quite a girl.
Matt Helm: That is not a girl, Tina. That's a disaster area.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Tina aka Cowboy:
This is just like old times.
Matt Helm: Yeah, especially with that body on the floor.
[Pointing to Barbara in the background, who has just been shot twice in the back by Tina]
Tina aka Cowboy: What do we do with *her*?
Matt Helm: You put her on ice, let ICE take care of it.
Tina aka Cowboy: And what happens when the maid walks in, in the morning?
Matt Helm: You know, you're right. Let's put her in my bed, so we don't arouse suspicion.
[Matt and Tina start walking towards Barbara's body, cut]
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm: Yeah, especially with that body on the floor.
[Pointing to Barbara in the background, who has just been shot twice in the back by Tina]
Tina aka Cowboy: What do we do with *her*?
Matt Helm: You put her on ice, let ICE take care of it.
Tina aka Cowboy: And what happens when the maid walks in, in the morning?
Matt Helm: You know, you're right. Let's put her in my bed, so we don't arouse suspicion.
[Matt and Tina start walking towards Barbara's body, cut]
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Tina:
[concerned about a sniper outside] But what happens if he hits the gas tank?
Matt Helm: Smokey the Bear won't like it. Get in.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm: Smokey the Bear won't like it. Get in.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Sheila Sommers:
[referring to Francesca] You don't trust her, do you?
Matt Helm: I don't trust any woman.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Matt Helm: I don't trust any woman.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Sheila Sommers:
Suspenders and a belt?
Matt Helm: Yeah, I have trouble keeping my pants up.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Matt Helm: Yeah, I have trouble keeping my pants up.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Maxine Richter:
[Talking about a nude portraid of herself] This was the only thing my husband left me. He was a... connoisseur of art.
Joe Jarrett: It's a shame he didn't leave you any clothes to go with it.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett: It's a shame he didn't leave you any clothes to go with it.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Maxine Richter:
How do you feel about marriage, Joe?
Joe Jarrett: Fine, but who'd have us?
[pause]
Joe Jarrett: Oh, no, Max. You're not thinking about marriage?
Maxine Richter: No. Of course not. Why should I think about marriage?
Joe Jarrett: That's why I like you, Max. You got brains. You think like a man.
Maxine Richter: I'm glad, Joe. Then it doesn't bother you that I'm a woman?
Joe Jarrett: With what you got on, I'd be in trouble if you were a man.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett: Fine, but who'd have us?
[pause]
Joe Jarrett: Oh, no, Max. You're not thinking about marriage?
Maxine Richter: No. Of course not. Why should I think about marriage?
Joe Jarrett: That's why I like you, Max. You got brains. You think like a man.
Maxine Richter: I'm glad, Joe. Then it doesn't bother you that I'm a woman?
Joe Jarrett: With what you got on, I'd be in trouble if you were a man.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Maxine Richter:
I like men who worry about me.
Joe Jarrett: You don't have to worry about me. I'm a great worrier. Sometimes I worry for months on end.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett: You don't have to worry about me. I'm a great worrier. Sometimes I worry for months on end.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Lola Medina:
I've heard that you do... drink.
Matt Helm: Just call it a hobby.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm: Just call it a hobby.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
