Matt Helm:
Wanna do me a favor?
Freya Carlson: Yes sir.
Matt Helm: Go play in the freeway.
[turns to leave but turns back]
Matt Helm: Without a car!
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Freya Carlson: Yes sir.
Matt Helm: Go play in the freeway.
[turns to leave but turns back]
Matt Helm: Without a car!
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm:
Well, I'm supposed to meet Linka tonight and they've set me up for a hit. But I'm gonnna shock her out of her miniskirt.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Wrecking Crew
Matt Helm:
Well, they finally figured out how to get blood out of a stone...
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Matt Helm:
What a way to finish. For a guy that drank booze all his life to end up like a milkshake.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
--Dean Martin (as ) in Murderers' Row
Matt Helm:
Where are you from?
Francesca Madeiros: The bar.
Matt Helm: The bar...
[laughs]
Matt Helm: I got relatives there.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Francesca Madeiros: The bar.
Matt Helm: The bar...
[laughs]
Matt Helm: I got relatives there.
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Michael Whiteacre:
Look, I've read all the books. I know that in 10 years we'll be bosom friends with the Germans and the Japanese. Then I'll be pretty annoyed that I was killed.
--Dean Martin (as Michael Whiteacre) in The Young Lions
--Dean Martin (as Michael Whiteacre) in The Young Lions
Michael Whiteacre:
Sometimes I think I give off a scent or something, you know, rouses the female.
Noah Ackerman: Hmm?
Michael Whiteacre: Those girls.
Noah Ackerman: Where?
Michael Whiteacre: Oh now wait a minute. You mean to tell me that you didn't--Oh your antenna's turned off.
Noah Ackerman: No, I frankly didn't notice.
Michael Whiteacre: Oh, you're sick.
Michael Whiteacre: Have you ever had a girl?
Noah Ackerman: Have I ever had a girl?
Michael Whiteacre: That's what I thought!
--Dean Martin (as Michael Whiteacre) in The Young Lions
Noah Ackerman: Hmm?
Michael Whiteacre: Those girls.
Noah Ackerman: Where?
Michael Whiteacre: Oh now wait a minute. You mean to tell me that you didn't--Oh your antenna's turned off.
Noah Ackerman: No, I frankly didn't notice.
Michael Whiteacre: Oh, you're sick.
Michael Whiteacre: Have you ever had a girl?
Noah Ackerman: Have I ever had a girl?
Michael Whiteacre: That's what I thought!
--Dean Martin (as Michael Whiteacre) in The Young Lions
Ray Hunter:
Get going before you make me...
Nina Martelli: Make you what Mr Hunter?
Ray Hunter: Make me forget my business.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
Nina Martelli: Make you what Mr Hunter?
Ray Hunter: Make me forget my business.
--Dean Martin (as ) in Ten Thousand Bedrooms
