Mr. Ixnay: We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.
Moe: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?
Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.
Moe: Dictator? What does a Dictator do?
Mr. Ixnay: A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.


--Curly Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!

Nell: The only thing that keeps me from killing you birds is that I'm short on bullets!
Curly: Oh, I've got plenty of bullets.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Rockin' Thru the Rockies

Fat Fashion Show Guest: [seeing one fashion called "The Hunter"] Think I'd look stunning in that riding abbot.
Curly: [whispers to Moe] I think there'd be trouble figuring out which one was the horse.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Slippery Silks

Lulu Banks: Girls! I got em, I got em!
Molly Gray: What, the dinner?
Lulu Banks: No, no, the three horsemen... Come in guys, and meet the girls!
Larry: [to Daisy] Honey, will you marry me?
Moe: [to Lulu] Oh toots, I'm telling you you've more than won me!
Curley: Low man again.
[sees Molly]
Curley: Woo, woo, woo!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Little Pigskins

Guard at Pottery Shop: Hey, what's behind those drapes?
Curleycue: The back of the drapes!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Matri-Phony

Señorita Rita: But my General, the fat one does not look like a spy. He looks very innocent.
Curly: Oh, I don't know, I've been around!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Saved by the Belle

Hotel Manager: This bed goes back to Henry the Eighth.
Curly Howard: That's nothing. We had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck the Third.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Paul Pain: I'm Paul Pain, the heart throb of millions!
Larry: What's a heart throb?
Curly: A pain in the neck! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


--Curly Howard (as ) in A Pain in the Pullman

Larry Mink: Here's one. "Wanted: Gravediggers."
Moe Pink: No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link: Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: We will now pause for station identification.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: This is N-U-T-S.
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock.
[whacks Curly on the head]
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.


--Curly Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!