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Cash and Carry

Cash and Carry

Con-Man: Pardon me, gentlemen, how would you like to get in on our deal where you can make thousands?
Curly: That ain't enough, we gotta make five hundred dollars!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Cash and Carry

Cash and Carry

Cash and Carry

Con-Man: This is the house I was telling you about, boys. A treasure was buried there by Captain Kidd's kid.
Curly: No kiddin'!
Con-Man: That's right!
Curly: Oh boy!
Con-Man: Just a minute! You have to pay us $200 for the privilege of digging it up!
Curly: Two hundred?
Con-Man: Two hundred or nothin'.
Curly: Oh, we'll take it for nothin'!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Cash and Carry

Three Smart Saps

Three Smart Saps

Curly's Dancing Partner: Do you rumba?
Curly: Only when I take bicarbonate. Yuk. Yuk. Let's dance anyway.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Smart Saps

Violent is the Word for Curly

Violent is the Word for Curly

Miss Katsby: Oh, you'll just love it. Mildew has a lovely student body.
Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly

Uncivil War Birds

Uncivil War Birds

Ringa Belle: I know you'll be at least a colonel.
Curly: I'll be more than a colonel - I'll be a corporal. Good-bye!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Uncivil War Birds


Grips, Grunts and Groans

Grips, Grunts and Groans

Tony: Bustov has the biggest fight of his life today, and you're here gettin' him stewed!
Curly: Yeah, but he's payin' for it!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Grips, Grunts and Groans

Three Little Pirates

Three Little Pirates

Governor: [sentencing Moe, Larry, and Curly to death] You have your choice: you may have your heads chopped off or you may be burned at the stake.
Curly: We'll take burning at the stake!
Governor: Very well. We'll toast them Monday at sundown.
Moe: What did you pick burning at the stake for?
Curly: Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Little Pirates

Idiots Deluxe

Idiots Deluxe

Judge: You face charges of attempt to commit mayhem.
Curly: You mean murder!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe

In the Sweet Pie and Pie

In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Mrs. Gottrocks: I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?
Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!


--Curly Howard (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Cactus Makes Perfect

Cactus Makes Perfect

Gold mine 'salesman': 100,000 tons of pure gold. At $35 an ounce, think of it.
Moe: I can't. How much that in round numbers.
Curly: [Curly moves his head left to right with calculator sounds and ends with a ding, pulls calculator paper out of his mouth, reads it] That's 80 billion, 61 million and 51 cents of a fraction.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Cactus Makes Perfect

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