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Three Pests in a Mess

Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: [falls down] Yaaah!
Cheatham's Secretary: Are you hurt?
Curly: I think I've been stabbed.
[gets up]
Cheatham's Secretary: [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
Curly: It didn't do me much good either.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Pests in a Mess

Wee Wee Monsieur

Wee Wee Monsieur

Curly: [Moe has taken off Curly's hat after his beard fell off and then slaps him] Oh you hit Santa Claus just for that no toys.
Curly: [Moe bops Curlys head] Ow ooohhhh!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Wee Wee Monsieur

Boobs in Arms

Boobs in Arms

Curly: [reading a greeting card] Greetings little shut-in, don't you weep or sigh, if you're not out by Christmas, you'll be out the 4th of July.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Boobs in Arms

An Ache in Every Stake

An Ache in Every Stake

Curly: [runs up a long flight of stairs with a giant ice block] Where should I put it?
Mrs. Lawrence: [the ice block has melted into a tiny cube] Well you can put that one in your pocket.
Curly: Whoa! Hey Moe, look!


--Curly Howard (as Curly) in An Ache in Every Stake

Three Pests in a Mess

Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: [the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse] This is all your fault.
[kicks the guard, the guard kicks him]
Curly: Did you kick me?
Cemetery Guard: No.
Curly: Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...
[screams and runs off]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Pests in a Mess


Violent is the Word for Curly

Violent is the Word for Curly

Curly: [to cute coed] I'll meet you in the gymnasium after class. I'll be standing next to the dumbbells. You'll know me, I'll be wearing a hat.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly

Boobs in Arms

Boobs in Arms

Curly: [to Moe, whom he has just pushed into a puddle] Hey! What's the idea 'a goin' swimmin'? We got woik ta do!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Boobs in Arms

Loco Boy Makes Good

Loco Boy Makes Good

Curly: [to Moe] Don't you DARE hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good

Half-Wits Holiday

Half-Wits Holiday

Curly: [to Professor Quackenbush as they rehearse eating an invisible dinner] "Pardon me, what are we eating now?"


--Curly Howard (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday

Loco Boy Makes Good

Loco Boy Makes Good

Curly: [to the cake of soap] You work with me, and I'll see that you're put in the tub and NOBODY uses ya. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good

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