Curley: [looking up, after Moe has instructed an art student to pose as if she was looking at a group of grouse flying overhead] I don't see any grouse.
Moe: [kicks Curley] See any now?
Curley: No.
Moe: [kicks Curley again] See any now?
Curley: No.
Moe: [hits Curley on the top of the head]
Curley: Ah, look at the grouse!
[the remaining stooges look up]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Pop Goes the Easel

Curleycue: [holding an urn] There's a pretty thing! A tenth-century razpanyasechekinifuchiyajiminiharonji!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Matri-Phony

Curleycue: Oh, food! Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, gee, I love food!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Matri-Phony

Curly Howard: [a bathtub is behind a door that they open] Ohhhh, a rowboat.
Larry: A rowboat, you're crazy. That's a horse troph.
Moe: Rowboat, horse troph. In a hotel? That's a bathtub, you imbeciles. Go take a bath.
Larry: But we can't. It ain't spring yet.
Moe: Oh yes it is. See the pretty grass?
Larry: [looks toward the bathtub] Where?
Moe: [Moe shoves him in and closes the door. Curly giggles] You're next.
Curly Howard: But I had a bath.
Moe: When?
Curly Howard: July 14, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then.
Moe: What are you gonna do now?
Curly Howard: Take a bath.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Curly Howard: [Thinks the canopy bed is a bunk bed, steps up Moe to get to the top. Feels it] I'll be able to sleep up here for a week, this bed is so soft. Give me a call for Wednesday.
[Lays on his back and then the bed collapses]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Curly Howard: Roses are red, and violets are blue, try Stick-Fast glue, and you'll be stuck to, oh boy I got it, if I make the best slogan I'll win a lot of money!
Moe: Oh your crazy, you've been sending those in for weeks, nobody ever wins those.
Larry: Yeah, why don't you play cards and prove your mind? What there is of it.
Curly Howard: See the money I get!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Curly Q. Link: It's dark in here!
Moe Pink: I can see the darkness!
[finds Curly standing on his and Larry's shoulders]
Moe Pink: Oh it's you! Boy will you come on?
Curly Q. Link: [gets down] I don't like darkness!


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body

Curly Q. Link: Pardon me, I...
Detective: Who're you?
Curly Q. Link: [indignantly] I'm Curly Q. Link!
Detective: Oh, you're the missing Link!
Curly Q. Link: No, I'm da found Link! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body

Curly Wrong: [to Moe] Don't you dare hit me in the head! You know I'm not normal!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Pilots

Curly: [after finding money hidden in a can on the scrap metal pile] I didn't know they put money up in cans!
Moe: Well, they don't!
Curly: Sure, see?
[points at label, "canned corn"]
Curly: Canned coin!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Cash and Carry