Curly: Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these and woo, woo, woo, woo!


--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling

Curly: Say why don't you call your stops?
Moe: This is far enough I guess.
Larry: Where are we?
Curly: What do you care as long as we're not in jail.


--Curly Howard (as Curly) in A Plumbing We Will Go

Curly: That's my favorite dollar!
Moe: What do you mean your favorite dollar?
Curly: I raised it from a cent, now cut it out!


--Curly Howard (as ) in From Nurse to Worse

Curly: This soup is a marvelous accomplishment! It's a prodigious achievement! You're gonna love it! It's putrid!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Nutty But Nice

Dr. Curly: [Larry is washing his socks]
[to Larry]
Dr. Curly: What are you doing?
Dr. Larry: [to Curly] Well, it's Monday isn't it?
Dr. Curly: [throws socks at Larry] Come on we have operating to do.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Calling All Curs

Dr. Moe: [cautioning Larry and Curly] On your toes, you heels!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Calling All Curs

Dr. Moe: [on loudspeaker] Calling Dr. Curly. Calling Dr. Curly.
Dr. Curly: What do you want?
Dr. Moe: Listen, you onion head, you march yourself in here and wash that dog.
Dr. Curly: Oh, you do it yourself.
Dr. Moe: Oh, mutiny, eh?
Dr. Curly: Yeah, and it's not out on the bounty.
[sticks out tongue and gets punched through loud speaker by Moe]
Dr. Moe: [sticks head out of loudspeaker] Now come in here like I told you.
[Curly starts to leave]
Dr. Moe: [Moe's head is stuck in loudspeaker] Hey, what a minute. I'm stuck.
Dr. Curly: Are you sure?
Dr. Moe: I'm positive I can't move.
Dr. Curly: Oh!
[plucks Moe's eyebrows]
Dr. Curly: She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me.
[Curly then pulls off loudspeaker and barks at Moe and takes off]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Calling All Curs

Hailstone the Dictator: [after knocking out all the Axis Partners]
[Field Marshall Herring holding a globe]
Hailstone the Dictator: I have vanquished them, I am the winner, the world belongs to me. Give it to me.
Field Marshal Herring: No, it's mine!
Hailstone the Dictator: Give me that world, Herring. Or I'll marinate you. Let me have it!
[Herring smashes it to pieces on Hailstone's head]
Hailstone the Dictator: My world... You nitwit, you shattered my world!
[Hailstone and Minister of Propaganda chase Herring around the table Hailstone throws a gavel at Herring and misses]
Field Marshal Herring: Don't do that!
[Hailstone throws the explosive 13 ball that Princess Gilda put on the pool table, Herring catches it, walks up to Hailstone]
Field Marshal Herring: Listen, you! I've taken enough of you. This is the last straw!
[Throws the ball on the floor, all three are obscured by a massive explosion]


--Curly Howard (as ) in I'll Never Heil Again

Moe Pink: [finds a horseshoe in his soup] Why you numbskull, we sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not the glue factory.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink: He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink: You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link: If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink: So what?
Curly Q. Link: So I'll go.


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body

Moe Pink: Blow out that candle.
Curly Q. Link: Oh, no! Then it'll be dark! I'm scared!
Moe Pink: Blow out that candle or I'll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link: Or a facsimile thereof... all right.


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body