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If a Body Meets a Body

If a Body Meets a Body

Moe Pink: Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.


--Curly Howard (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body

Dizzy Pilots

Dizzy Pilots

Moe Wrong: No, nitwit! You saw the garage!
Curly Wrong: I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering the king's English! Et cetera! See, saw, see...


--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Pilots

The Three Troubledoers

The Three Troubledoers

Moe: [after the Stooges fall off a tandem bicycle] Were you looking where you were going?
Curly: No, I was going where I was looking.


--Curly Howard (as ) in The Three Troubledoers

Three Little Pirates

Three Little Pirates

Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Little Pirates

Three Little Pigskins

Three Little Pigskins

Moe: [Curley shows up after Moe and Larry have waited five hours] Where ya been?
Curley: You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?
Moe: And?
Curley: Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Little Pigskins


Some More of Samoa

Some More of Samoa

Moe: [Curly packs the phone in their bag] What's the idea of taking the phone?
Curly: Incase we get a call while we're out.
[phone rings, Curly answers]
Curly: Hello?
[sticks his head in the bag]
Curly: HELLO!
[Moe snaps the bag shut on his head]
Curly: YEOW!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Some More of Samoa

Loco Boy Makes Good

Loco Boy Makes Good

Moe: [Curly slips on the soap] Hey kid, are ya hurt?
Curly: Yeah, but I don't care!
[laughs]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good

No Dough Boys

No Dough Boys

Moe: [doing an acrobatic act, Curly's about to roll on him] No Wacky,
[points to Larry]
Moe: Nacky!
Curly: My mistacky.


--Curly Howard (as ) in No Dough Boys

Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Moe: [Drinks a whole bottle of champagne. Followed by a faint rumbling noise] This bottle sounds flat.
Moe: Try another.
Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up.
[Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while]
Curly Howard: Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

We Want Our Mummy

We Want Our Mummy

Moe: [helping carry a crate] I'll take this end.
Larry: I'll take this end!
Curly: I'll take the end in the middle!


--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy

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