Grandma: Oh how can I ever thank you?
Curly: Don't try, by the way, here's $52 I just found in my hand.
Grandma: Why that's the amount I gave Mr. Scroggins!
Curly: Well ain't that a coinci-dunk?


--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good

Guard: I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Blonde or brunette?
Moe: [to Curly] Quiet.
[to Man]
Moe: Where'd you get the chicken?
Man: From an egg.
Larry: Where'd you get the egg?
Man: From a chicken.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Ah, a vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kill a cycle.


--Curly Howard (as ) in You Natzy Spy!

Prank caller: Have you got anything on?
Field Marshal Herring: No, not at all.
Prank caller: You'll catch cold.


--Curly Howard (as ) in I'll Never Heil Again

[after Moe conks Curly in the head with a chisel, and then apologizes]
Curly: Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui.
Moe: Oui what?
Curly: "Oui" ("We") should be more careful about what we do around here... Chisler!
[Moe conks him again]


--Curly Howard (as ) in Wee Wee Monsieur

[first lines]
Larry: How many?
Moe: I'll take three.
Larry: I'll take the same.
Moe: I bet two.
[Moe puts two pancakes on the center plate]
Larry: I'll see those two, and I'll raise you five!
[Larry puts his entire stack on the center plate]
Moe: I'd better win today I haven't had breakfast in a week!
Larry: Well the best man always wins.
Moe: Well there's four... Hey I need some more chips!
[the camera moves over to Curly flipping a pancake in a frying pan]
Moe: Hurry it up with those chips!
[Curly comes over to the table]
Curly Howard: I'm getting sick and tired of making chips for you guys, I gotta get busy for my radio contest!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

[trying to eat an artichoke]
Curly: I'd like to meet the guy who invented these barbed-wire pineapples!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Sock-A-Bye Baby