Moe:
Wait a minute, Shylock, she'll have the money on time.
Curly: Yeah and I'll see that you get it too, me, myself, I personally, I'll guarantee it personally, see?
Mr. Scroggins: And who are you?
Moe: Who is he? Why he's one of the biggest steelmen in the country. He'd steal any... I mean his steel is known from coast to coast. Will E. Steel.
Curly: And how!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good
Curly: Yeah and I'll see that you get it too, me, myself, I personally, I'll guarantee it personally, see?
Mr. Scroggins: And who are you?
Moe: Who is he? Why he's one of the biggest steelmen in the country. He'd steal any... I mean his steel is known from coast to coast. Will E. Steel.
Curly: And how!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good
Moe:
What's a matter, kid, ya nervous?
Curly: Nooo, I'm scared.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Grips, Grunts and Groans
Curly: Nooo, I'm scared.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Grips, Grunts and Groans
Moe:
Where were you born?
Curly: Lake Winnipesaukee.
Moe: How do you spell that?
Curly: W-O... woof! Make it Lake Erie I got an Uncle there!
Moe: What was your family decomposed of?
Curly: Well, I'll tell ya! There was a litter of three, and I was the one they kept! N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling
Curly: Lake Winnipesaukee.
Moe: How do you spell that?
Curly: W-O... woof! Make it Lake Erie I got an Uncle there!
Moe: What was your family decomposed of?
Curly: Well, I'll tell ya! There was a litter of three, and I was the one they kept! N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling
Moe:
Where's your gun?
Curly: Gun? Oh! The landlady's baby was cryin', so I gave it to the baby to play with.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Curly: Gun? Oh! The landlady's baby was cryin', so I gave it to the baby to play with.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Acme Service Station Owner:
I'm going across the street, men, for a sandwich. Now listen, when the customers come in, give 'em service. Now, it's your first day on the job, so show me that you've got what it takes. Don't be afraid to push those sponges around. Use a little elbow grease!
Curly: Suppose it's knee-action?
[Moe backhand slaps Curly]
Curly: [getting in Larry's face] What's the big idea?
Larry: Mistaken identity!
[points at Moe]
Curly: [waving nervously at Moe] Hiya, pal!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly
Curly: Suppose it's knee-action?
[Moe backhand slaps Curly]
Curly: [getting in Larry's face] What's the big idea?
Larry: Mistaken identity!
[points at Moe]
Curly: [waving nervously at Moe] Hiya, pal!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly
Dr. Crowell:
Gentlemen, you're hired. We're sending you to bring back the mummy of King Rutin-Tutin, you leave immediately for Cairo.
Curly: Say I got an uncle in Cairo, he's a chriopracter. NYUK NYUK NYUK!
[Moe punches him in the nose]
Museum Curator: And if you are successul, we will pay you 5000 dollars.
Dr. Crowell: The recovery of the mummy will prove of untold value to science.
Moe: For science!
Larry: For science!
Curly: For 5000 bucks!
--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Curly: Say I got an uncle in Cairo, he's a chriopracter. NYUK NYUK NYUK!
[Moe punches him in the nose]
Museum Curator: And if you are successul, we will pay you 5000 dollars.
Dr. Crowell: The recovery of the mummy will prove of untold value to science.
Moe: For science!
Larry: For science!
Curly: For 5000 bucks!
--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Mr. Johnson, Farmer:
Hey! What d'ya think ye're doin'?
Curly: I'm sawin' a saw in half with a saw, see?
--Curly Howard (as ) in Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise
Curly: I'm sawin' a saw in half with a saw, see?
--Curly Howard (as ) in Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise
Union Lieutenant:
Forward march, you fools!
[Curly remains]
Union Lieutenant: What's the matter with you?
Curly: I'm no fool!
Union Lieutenant: Forward march, you idiot!
Curly: [marching] That's different.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Uncivil War Birds
[Curly remains]
Union Lieutenant: What's the matter with you?
Curly: I'm no fool!
Union Lieutenant: Forward march, you idiot!
Curly: [marching] That's different.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Uncivil War Birds
Scotsman:
Are you laddies by any chance from Loch Lomond?
Curley: No, we're from Lock Jaw.
--Curly Howard (as Curley) in Pardon My Scotch
Curley: No, we're from Lock Jaw.
--Curly Howard (as Curley) in Pardon My Scotch
