Hogan:
I always feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day.
--Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree
--Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree
Hogan:
Merciful heavens, will there ever be a respite!
--Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree
--Jack Lemmon (as Hogan) in Under the Yum Yum Tree
Joe Clay:
Well, anything worth having is worth suffering for, isn't it?
--Jack Lemmon (as Joe Clay) in Days of Wine and Roses
--Jack Lemmon (as Joe Clay) in Days of Wine and Roses
Lt. Rip Crandall:
This hulk is commissioned? As what?
Ens. Tommy J. Hanson: It's unclassified, sir.
Lt. Rip Crandall: Uncla-? I can believe that!
--Jack Lemmon (as ) in The Wackiest Ship In the Army
Ens. Tommy J. Hanson: It's unclassified, sir.
Lt. Rip Crandall: Uncla-? I can believe that!
--Jack Lemmon (as ) in The Wackiest Ship In the Army
Nestor Patou:
Now I'm mad. Now I'm really mad. And when I'm mad, I'm like a tiger!
--Jack Lemmon (as Nestor Patou / Lord X) in Irma la Douce
--Jack Lemmon (as Nestor Patou / Lord X) in Irma la Douce
Pete Sheppard:
Well, goodbye and bad luck, Mr. Adams.
--Jack Lemmon (as ) in It Should Happen to You
--Jack Lemmon (as ) in It Should Happen to You
Professor Fate:
I'd like to see the great Leslie try that!
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
Professor Fate:
Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
Professor Fate:
Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up!
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
Professor Fate:
The eternal struggle takes time, Max.
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
--Jack Lemmon (as Professor Fate / Crown Prince Frederick Hoepnick) in The Great Race
