Herbert Tuttle:
[after seeing Big 7-foot Sailor] How'd he get in the navy?
Wally Hogan: He must've lied about his height.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Wally Hogan: He must've lied about his height.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Herbert Tuttle:
You're Bullet Bradley's manager. I saw the fight on television over at my sister-in-law's. She has a 16-inch screen.
Wally Hogan: Sounds like a grand girl.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Wally Hogan: Sounds like a grand girl.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Sam McCloud:
I told you before, stick to watching the birdie and you'll die of old age.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, but I was cut out for this kind of life. All my life I wanted to be a hardboiled detective like Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, but I was cut out for this kind of life. All my life I wanted to be a hardboiled detective like Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Francesca Bruni:
I am his first cousin.
Pippo Popolino: First by a mile!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Pippo Popolino: First by a mile!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Francesca Bruni:
Well, then take your mask off.
Pippo Popolino: Oh, no. I couldn't do that. I haven't got anything on underneath it.
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Pippo Popolino: Oh, no. I couldn't do that. I haven't got anything on underneath it.
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Francesca Bruni:
Your lips are fire.
Pippo Popolino: I know. Saves a fortune on matches.
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Pippo Popolino: I know. Saves a fortune on matches.
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Larry Larkin:
I have this unholy love of poking fun of stuffy people and kicking the seats of the mighty. You know, I love prodding the smug, don't you?
Francis X. Dignan: I don't know -- I haven't prodded any smugs lately.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Francis X. Dignan: I don't know -- I haven't prodded any smugs lately.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Bartender:
What's your stratagy, Captain?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
--Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
--Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat
[a female ape has sat on Harold's lap]
George Cochran: Oh, buster, I don't like the look in her eye!
[the ape swings a paw at George]
Harold Gridley: George, get a rock, a club, anything! Kill one of us!
--Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali
George Cochran: Oh, buster, I don't like the look in her eye!
[the ape swings a paw at George]
Harold Gridley: George, get a rock, a club, anything! Kill one of us!
--Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali
[after entering his house in Paradise]
Adam J. Niles: It's charming. What do you call this style... early Disneyland?
--Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise
Adam J. Niles: It's charming. What do you call this style... early Disneyland?
--Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise
