Wally Campbell:
I'm so scared, even my goose pimples have goose pimples.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Wally Campbell:
Wait. My mother brought me up never to be caught twice in the same lady's bedroom.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary
Wally Hogan:
[running into Sergeant Danzig] Oh, Arsenic and Old Face.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Wally Hogan:
[to Connie] Come out from behind there, Spongecake, and I'll buy you a little drink or a chinchilla coat... something that will cover you from your chin to your chilla.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Wally Hogan:
[to Sergeant Danzig] A zebra's covered with stripes too, but underneath he's still a jackass.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Wally Hogan:
When I was born the doctor said, "Boil some water," and I've been in it ever since.
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
--Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits
Kitty Weaver:
Can't sleep.
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life
Karen Bentley:
[surreptitiously] There's no time to lose. Do you know what it feels like to be followed, hounded and watched every second?
Larry Haines: Well I used to, but now I pay cash for everything.
Karen Bentley: Look at me.
Larry Haines: I'm looking.
Karen Bentley: You've got to trust me.
Larry Haines: I'm not through looking yet.
Karen Bentley: You mustn't ask any questions.
Larry Haines: I'm asking. I mean, I'm not asking.
Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines: Well I used to, but now I pay cash for everything.
Karen Bentley: Look at me.
Larry Haines: I'm looking.
Karen Bentley: You've got to trust me.
Larry Haines: I'm not through looking yet.
Karen Bentley: You mustn't ask any questions.
Larry Haines: I'm asking. I mean, I'm not asking.
Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Karen Bentley:
Mr. Haines, you're not listening to me.
Larry Haines: Yes, I am. I said every word you heard.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines: Yes, I am. I said every word you heard.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde