Carlotta Montay: He said he was safe.
Ronnie Jackson: Oh, he's safe all right... I mean, he's safe all right.
Carlotta Montay: But he's NOT safe! I KNOW he isn't!
Ronnie Jackson: No, no... He's in a terrible spot.
Carlotta Montay: But I feel he's in great danger.
Ronnie Jackson: Yes, yes, he's in great danger... yeah, but he's safe alright. He's safe. I sound like an umpire.


--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette

Carlotta Montay: I'm at my wit's end!
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, I passed there an hour ago.


--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette

Carlotta Montay: You said you'd stick with me till your dying breath.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, and I'm getting too close to it.


--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette

Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?


--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio

Princess Lala: Do you always fight over girls?
Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money
[Looking straight into the camera]
Harold Gridley: That's for Washington!


--Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali

Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!


--Bob Hope (as Chester Hooton) in Road to Utopia

Clara Morando: Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.
Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.
Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.
Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?
[to Clara]
Eddie Foy: You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?
Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!
Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!


--Bob Hope (as Eddie Foy) in The Seven Little Foys

Princess Margaret: I hear there are pirates in these waters.
Sylvester: Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!


--Bob Hope (as Sylvester the Great) in The Princess and the Pirate

Miss Lu: There are spirits all around you.
Wally Campbell: Well, could you put some in a glass with a little ice? I need it badly.


--Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary

Lt. Lyman P. Jones: Sorry, I bit your hand but I was dreaming about Nurse Krause, again.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah, those reruns are murder.


--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell