Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: I was peaches / I was cream / I was captain of the team!


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: I was so young at the time, I don't remember many of the things Daddy said about me. He poured out his heart in this will. I'd kinda like to read it. "The reason I leave all my money to my son Junior is that, being of sound mind I can't leave my money to my wife, 'cause I ain't never forgiven her since the day she presented me with an idiot for a son." Well, I was the only child. "But this idiot is all I got in the world, which shows you what a lousy spot I'm in."


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Rock 'em, Sock 'em, Make 'em quit, Hit 'em where they know their hit!


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Say, it's gonna be real fun honeymooning in Niagara Falls. My daddy spent a whole week there on his honeymoon, laughing, loving, drinking champagne. He had so much fun, he kinda wished Mother had been with him.


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: When I was twelve, oh what a joy, Mom told me I was a boy!


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Where I hail from, we don't cotton to folks what cotton to other folks gals that don't cotton to folks that cotton to them. That's cotton talk, see?


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Why, I'm so mean, I hate myself.


--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface

Pippo Popolino: [To Maggioni] Oh, please spare my miserable life! I'll work off the debt! I'll make more wine for you. I've got big feet! What grapes I can't trample on, I'll sit on!


--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night

Pippo Popolino: Don't be frightened, Francesca. I'm scared enough for all of us.


--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night

Pippo Popolino: Farffel farffel pippick.


--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night