Ronnie Jackson:
Beautiful day, isn't it? Well, maybe it isn't so beautiful. It is day, though.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Easy, cuddles! One move and you're a dead midget!
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Everything you touch turns to rigormortis.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
I figure the only way to get the inside dope is from the outside... dope!
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Nice, cheerful place. What time they bring the mummies out?
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Nutty as a fruitcake, and with all that beautiful frosting.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Say, I can be a lot of help to you, Sam. Look, here's my latest invention, right here - a camera with a keyhole lens. Takes pictures right through doors. I've been kicked out of five hotels already. How about it, Sam? Can I go to work for you? Just give me a simple "yes" or "no."
Sam McCloud: No.
Ronnie Jackson: Aw, but that's TOO simple!
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Sam McCloud: No.
Ronnie Jackson: Aw, but that's TOO simple!
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
That's their racket. They're trying to make people think everybody's crazy.
State Trooper #2: Yeah, but with you they had a head start.
State Trooper: Come on.
Ronnie Jackson: Wait a minute. You gotta listen to me. You gotta TRUST me, fellas. This is the biggest frame-up since "Whistler's Mother!"
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
State Trooper #2: Yeah, but with you they had a head start.
State Trooper: Come on.
Ronnie Jackson: Wait a minute. You gotta listen to me. You gotta TRUST me, fellas. This is the biggest frame-up since "Whistler's Mother!"
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
Uh oh, her schizo's about to phrenia!
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson:
What kind of a sucker do you take me for? Just because you're a girl and... I'm a boy and you're... throwin' those big blue eyes at me and... you're lettin' me put my arms around you... you lemme hold you close... even closer... you think you can get me to do anything you want.
[They kiss]
Ronnie Jackson: [huskily] What do you want, baby?
Carlotta Montay: Darling, the first thing we've got to do...
Ronnie Jackson: [interrupting] We're doin' it.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
[They kiss]
Ronnie Jackson: [huskily] What do you want, baby?
Carlotta Montay: Darling, the first thing we've got to do...
Ronnie Jackson: [interrupting] We're doin' it.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
