Half-Wits Holiday (1947) | |
| Director(s) | Jules White |
| Producer(s) | Jules White |
| Top Genres | Comedy, Short Films |
| Top Topics | |
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Half-Wits Holiday (1947) was a Comedy - Black-and-white Film directed by Jules White and produced by Jules White.
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Mrs. Smythe-Smythe:
[Moe hides a pie he was holding by sticking it to the ceiling] My dear man. Do tell me about yourself.
Moe: Well you see... well that is...
[looks up to see the pie unsticking]
Moe: would you pardon me.
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: If you don't tell me about this metamorphosis. I will always feel that I've missed something.
Moe: Lady, if you don't go right now, you're not going to miss anything.
[starts to walk away, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe stops him]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: What's wrong? You act as though the Sword of Demacles is hanging over your head.
Moe: Lady, you must be psychic.
[walks away]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: I wonder what's wrong with that man?
[looks up and the pie unsticks and falls on her face]
Prof. Sedletz: You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
Prof. Quackenbush: How would you boys like to make $1,000?
Moe: Who do you have to murder?
Prof. Quackenbush: Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.
[the Stooges all flinch in horror]
Larry: No, no! Not that!
Curly: Our father would never forgive us.
Larry: There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.
Moe: Quit bragging.
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Moe: Well you see... well that is...
[looks up to see the pie unsticking]
Moe: would you pardon me.
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: If you don't tell me about this metamorphosis. I will always feel that I've missed something.
Moe: Lady, if you don't go right now, you're not going to miss anything.
[starts to walk away, Mrs. Smythe-Smythe stops him]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: What's wrong? You act as though the Sword of Demacles is hanging over your head.
Moe: Lady, you must be psychic.
[walks away]
Mrs. Smythe-Smythe: I wonder what's wrong with that man?
[looks up and the pie unsticks and falls on her face]
Prof. Sedletz: You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
Prof. Quackenbush: How would you boys like to make $1,000?
Moe: Who do you have to murder?
Prof. Quackenbush: Oh, nothing like that. All you have to do is let me make gentlemen of you.
[the Stooges all flinch in horror]
Larry: No, no! Not that!
Curly: Our father would never forgive us.
Larry: There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations.
Moe: Quit bragging.
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During a break in filming of this short, Curly Howard suffered a stroke, ending his film career (in the first part of the film. shot before the stroke, Curly is obviously in ill health; his movements are slowed considerably, as is his speech, he looks tired and has lost a noticeable amount of weight). When shooting resumed Moe Howard and Larry Fine continued causing the usual mayhem, with no reference to Curly's absence. Curly did have a cameo role in their next film, Hold That Lion!. In that film, he had a full head of hair, for the first time.
This short marked the debut of Emil Sitka (who plays Sappington the butler) in short from The Three Stooges. He is one of the very few stooge foils to appear in a Stooges short featuring Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Joe Besser and Joe DeRita.
A remake of Hoi Polloi, this was the first short from The Three Stooges that was a remake of an earlier one.
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This short marked the debut of Emil Sitka (who plays Sappington the butler) in short from The Three Stooges. He is one of the very few stooge foils to appear in a Stooges short featuring Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Joe Besser and Joe DeRita.
A remake of Hoi Polloi, this was the first short from The Three Stooges that was a remake of an earlier one.
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