Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
Silence when you're shouting at me!
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
You're grotesque!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Fred Kite:
Ahhh, Russia. All them corn fields and ballet in the evening.
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
Fred Kite:
I see from your particulars you was at college in Oxford. I was up there meself. I was at the Balliol summer school in 1946. Very good toast and preserves they give you at tea time, as you probably know.
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
Fred Kite:
We do not and cannot accept the principle that incompetence justifies dismissal. That is victimisation.
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
--Peter Sellers (as Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway) in I'm All Right Jack
Grand Duchess Gloriana:
Do give my love to your president, will you? And Mrs. Coolidge too.
--Peter Sellers (as ) in The Mouse That Roared
--Peter Sellers (as ) in The Mouse That Roared
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
--Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
--Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
