Dr. Ahmed el Kabir:
[sailing across the Thames to his surgery, noticing Epifania attempting suicide] Hello, good day for a swim!
Epifania Parerga: I am not swimming, I am committing suicide
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Very good
Epifania Parerga: You don't understand, I'm killing myself
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Well, it is our common destiny, good day
--Peter Sellers (as ) in The Millionairess
Epifania Parerga: I am not swimming, I am committing suicide
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Very good
Epifania Parerga: You don't understand, I'm killing myself
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Well, it is our common destiny, good day
--Peter Sellers (as ) in The Millionairess
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
[leafing through a dictionary] "Lascivious adulterer... a man who is a lascivious adulterer"? What kind of book is this?
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
I am a doctor of the mind.
Victor Skakapopulis: Really?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes!
Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis: Really?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes!
Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
I, uh, decided to follow you here.
Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
I'll see you next Friday - I've got a few phone calls to make.
Michael James: But I haven't finished - I've only been here fifteen minutes.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I can't take more than fifteen minutes of your sex life at one time.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Michael James: But I haven't finished - I've only been here fifteen minutes.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I can't take more than fifteen minutes of your sex life at one time.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
I've hated you from the first moment I married you!
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
May I explain that what you see happening here is merely an illusion...
Anna Fassbender: An illusion?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three...
Anna Fassbender: Three?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Anna Fassbender: An illusion?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three...
Anna Fassbender: Three?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
My darling! Your face is like the pale autumn moon!
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:
My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.
--Peter Sellers (as Dr. Fritz Fassbender) in What's New Pussycat
