Pvt. Johnny Bannon:
Sarge, movie starts in about five minutes. It's a double feature, Sarge. Two Bing Crosby pictures.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Bite your tongue.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Bite your tongue.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Nancy Benson:
[introducing her fiancé to her father] David comes from a broken home.
David Poe: I was the only child in kindergarten who could spell dirty words correctly.
Frank Benson: I'm amazed you didn't write a best-seller.
--Bob Hope (as Frank Benson) in How to Commit Marriage
David Poe: I was the only child in kindergarten who could spell dirty words correctly.
Frank Benson: I'm amazed you didn't write a best-seller.
--Bob Hope (as Frank Benson) in How to Commit Marriage
Paul Stertorius:
You don't realize death is staring you in the face!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.
--Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life
James Collins:
No, you stay here, Miss Montay.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, you stay here.
James Collins: These men are killers.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, then I'll stay here, too.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, you stay here.
James Collins: These men are killers.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, then I'll stay here, too.
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Cardoso:
You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Fernydel:
[Feeling Hunter's ski nose] Extraodinaire! Formidable! Fantastique!
Robert Leslie Hunter: And that's comin' straight from the horse's mouth!
--Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday
Robert Leslie Hunter: And that's comin' straight from the horse's mouth!
--Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday
Fernydel:
[Pointing when a fake octopus appears on a funhouse ride] Boulliabaise!
Robert Leslie Hunter: It reminds me I got to write my agent.
--Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday
Robert Leslie Hunter: It reminds me I got to write my agent.
--Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday
Elena Di Gambetta:
[Hearing her family trying to get in to save her honor] Run! Hide!
Pippo Popolino: Casanova never runs, but he hides!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Pippo Popolino: Casanova never runs, but he hides!
--Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night
Dr. Lundau:
For the past six months, Miss Montay has been suffering from an acute form of schizophrenia, accompanied by visual aberrations and increasingly severe paranoiac delusions.
Ronnie Jackson: Mm-HMM! And how is she mentally?
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Ronnie Jackson: Mm-HMM! And how is she mentally?
--Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette
Norman Taylor:
Gee, Mr. Dignan, you're awful nice.
Francis X. Dignan: It comes and goes...
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Francis X. Dignan: It comes and goes...
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling