Norman Taylor:
Hey, Dignan, I just thought of a joke - You and Dunreath, Gussie and I are going to get married and live with Happy - ever after! Get it?
Francis X. Dignan: Needs work.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Francis X. Dignan: Needs work.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Norman Taylor:
Why did you split up? Did she fall in love with someone else?
Francis X. Dignan: Yeah, it was a triangle - Her, me and the man I might've been.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Francis X. Dignan: Yeah, it was a triangle - Her, me and the man I might've been.
--Bob Hope (as ) in That Certain Feeling
Ebenezer Hawkins:
You're just like your old pa. He was the lyingest, crookedest, mangyest, rottenest, low down critter than never drew a silver breath.
Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Say, you really knew my daddy, didn't you? You, sir, have cast aspersions on my dear old daddy, the brave, low-down, mangy, crooked, drunken hero that won the West!
--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface
Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.: Say, you really knew my daddy, didn't you? You, sir, have cast aspersions on my dear old daddy, the brave, low-down, mangy, crooked, drunken hero that won the West!
--Bob Hope (as Peter 'Junior' Potter Jr.) in Son of Paleface
Steve:
I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded.
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?
--Bob Hope (as Don Bolton) in Caught in the Draft
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?
--Bob Hope (as Don Bolton) in Caught in the Draft
Duke:
Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!
--Bob Hope (as Chester Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!
--Bob Hope (as Chester Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Duke:
Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Harry Turner:
[hands Chester a hand mirror] Who's that?
Chester Babcock: I don't know, but gimme a stick and I'll kill it.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Chester Babcock: I don't know, but gimme a stick and I'll kill it.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Harry Turner:
An hour ago, she flipped over me. I don't dig it.
Chester Babcock: Well, that's understandable, an impressionable young thing falls for an elderly fellow. She probably thought you were a father figure.
Harry Turner: Father figure?
Chester Babcock: Yes, then she took another look and found out you had your father's figure.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Chester Babcock: Well, that's understandable, an impressionable young thing falls for an elderly fellow. She probably thought you were a father figure.
Harry Turner: Father figure?
Chester Babcock: Yes, then she took another look and found out you had your father's figure.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Harry Turner:
Chester, I give you my *solemn* word. *This* time it's not dangerous.
Chester Babcock: Not dangerous?
Harry Turner: No.
Chester Babcock: That's what 'cha said when you shot me out of a cannon, when you dropped me in a tank with an octopus. When you had me wrestle a gorilla. It's not dangerous! I'm not goin'. I'm through. I've had it. So forget it, *Charly*!
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Chester Babcock: Not dangerous?
Harry Turner: No.
Chester Babcock: That's what 'cha said when you shot me out of a cannon, when you dropped me in a tank with an octopus. When you had me wrestle a gorilla. It's not dangerous! I'm not goin'. I'm through. I've had it. So forget it, *Charly*!
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Scat Sweeney:
Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
