Scat Sweeney:
Swine!
Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Scat Sweeney:
This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co...
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co...
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Ellie Barton:
But I want to be with you.
Henry Dimsdale: Yeah, but they wouldn't put me in a women's prison.
--Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: Yeah, but they wouldn't put me in a women's prison.
--Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam
Alex:
Is that a mummy?
Larry Lawrence: Yes, it's her great-great-great grand-mummy.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence: Yes, it's her great-great-great grand-mummy.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Hackenschmidt - Cabbie:
That's all right, Stanley... just remember, you're helping me clean stables next Sunday.
Stanley Snodgrass: I'll remember, if the wind is right.
--Bob Hope (as Stanley Snodgrass) in Here Come the Girls
Stanley Snodgrass: I'll remember, if the wind is right.
--Bob Hope (as Stanley Snodgrass) in Here Come the Girls
Diane:
There must be some sensible solution to this problem.
Harry Turner: Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, you come to my house.
Chester Babcock: Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, my house.
Diane: What about Sunday?
Chester Babcock: Everbody rests.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Harry Turner: Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, you come to my house.
Chester Babcock: Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, my house.
Diane: What about Sunday?
Chester Babcock: Everbody rests.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
Maria:
I don't care if the Army does come first. As long as I'm the first woman.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: And the last.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: And the last.
--Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Ace Lannigan:
I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.
--Bob Hope (as Ace Lannigan) in Road to Singapore
--Bob Hope (as Ace Lannigan) in Road to Singapore
Adam J. Niles:
[Pulls into the driveway of the home he's just rented in Paradise] It's pink.
Rosemary Howard: It's not pink, its "California coral".
Adam J. Niles: Who comes up with the names of colors in this country, Tennessee Williams?
--Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise
Rosemary Howard: It's not pink, its "California coral".
Adam J. Niles: Who comes up with the names of colors in this country, Tennessee Williams?
--Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise
Chester Babcock:
I'll never look at another banana split.
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
--Bob Hope (as Chester Babcock) in The Road to Hong Kong
