Pat O'Brien
(as Det. Mulligan)
Mulligan:
What happened here?
Little Bonaparte: [referring to Spats and his thugs] There was something in that cake that didn't agree with them.
Mulligan: My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room until I get the recipe.
Little Bonaparte: You wanna make a federal case of it?
Mulligan: [grabs the speaker of Little Bonaparte's hearing aid] Yeah!
Little Bonaparte: [referring to Spats and his thugs] There was something in that cake that didn't agree with them.
Mulligan: My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room until I get the recipe.
Little Bonaparte: You wanna make a federal case of it?
Mulligan: [grabs the speaker of Little Bonaparte's hearing aid] Yeah!
Pat O'Brien
(as Det. Mulligan)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Sweet Sue: Are you two from the Poliakoff agency?
Josephine (Joe): Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne (Jerry): Brand new!
Josephine (Joe): Yes, we're the new girls.
Daphne (Jerry): Brand new!
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Sugar: Been waiting long?
Junior (really Joe): It's not how long you wait, it's who you're waiting for!
Junior (really Joe): It's not how long you wait, it's who you're waiting for!
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Joe E. Brown
(as Osgood Fielding III)
Jerry:
Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!