Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jerry:
Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Joe/Josephine:
[grabbing Daphne by the collar] Daphne?
Daphne: Well, I never did like the name Geraldine.
Daphne: Well, I never did like the name Geraldine.
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Joe:
Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy.
Joe: That's the boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
Joe: What engagement present?
Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
Joe: [takes it and inspects the stones with Beinstock's glasses] Hey, these are real diamonds!
Jerry: Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?
Jerry: I'm a boy.
Joe: That's the boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
Joe: What engagement present?
Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
Joe: [takes it and inspects the stones with Beinstock's glasses] Hey, these are real diamonds!
Jerry: Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?
Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Joe:
So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?