Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
Marilyn Monroe
(as Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Sugar:
Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior (Joe): I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
Junior (Joe): I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Sugar: This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl.
Daphne: I'm a what?
Sugar: Or was it Bryn Mawr?
Junior (Joe): [firmly to Jerry] I heard a very sad story about a girl that went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate... and they found her strangled with her own brazier!
Daphne: Yes, we've got to be very careful who we choose for a roommate.
Daphne: I'm a what?
Sugar: Or was it Bryn Mawr?
Junior (Joe): [firmly to Jerry] I heard a very sad story about a girl that went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate... and they found her strangled with her own brazier!
Daphne: Yes, we've got to be very careful who we choose for a roommate.
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Daphne:
How about that talent, huh? It's like falling into a tub of butter.
Joe: Watch it, Daphne!
Daphne: When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls, and mocha eclairs, and sponge cake and Boston cream pie...
Joe: Look, Stoop...
Daphne: and cherry tart...
Joe: Stoop, listen to me! No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet!
Joe: Watch it, Daphne!
Daphne: When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls, and mocha eclairs, and sponge cake and Boston cream pie...
Joe: Look, Stoop...
Daphne: and cherry tart...
Joe: Stoop, listen to me! No butter, no pastry. We're on a diet!
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jerry:
What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thaet"!
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
