Ben Johnson
(as Chris Calloway)
Tony Curtis
(as Joe/Josephine)
Joe:
So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?
From Some Like It Hot
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Joe:
What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.
Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?
Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!
Jerry: [Jerry notices the badge of an undercover agent at a nearby table] Joe...?
Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!
Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?
Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!
Jerry: [Jerry notices the badge of an undercover agent at a nearby table] Joe...?
Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!
From Some Like It Hot
Richard Gaines
(as Charles J. Pendergast)
Charles J. Pendergast:
What was he doing with his binoculars in your apartment?!?!?
From The More the Merrier
Edward G. Robinson
(as Little Caesar)
Caesar Enrico Bandello: I'm going to see Little Arnie tonight. If he's looking for trouble, why, that's what we got the most of.
From Little Caesar
Humphrey Bogart
(as Samuel Spade)
Humphrey Bogart
(as Samuel Spade)
Sam Spade: I hope you're not letting yourself be influenced by the guns these pocket-edition desperadoes are waving around, because I've practiced taking guns from these boys before; so we'll have no trouble there.
From The Maltese Falcon
Bob Hope
(as Orville 'Turkey' Jackson / Aunt Lucy)
Jeff Peters: We must storm the place.
Turkey Jackson: You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.
Turkey Jackson: You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.
From Road to Morocco

