
Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)
Brad/Rex: We have a saying back in Texas mame. Never drink anything stronger than you -- or younger.
From Pillow Talk

Clark Gable
(as Rhett Butler)
Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
From Gone with the Wind

James Garner
(as Dr. Gerald Boyer)
Dr. Gerald Boyer: How dry I am. How dry I am. How dry I am. Honey... Where are you honey?
From The Thrill of It All

Thomas Mitchell
(as Tom 'Tommie' Blue)

Thomas Mitchell
(as Tom 'Tommie' Blue)

Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)

Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Sugar: [pouring bourbon into paper cup] Turn the lights on.
Daphne: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar: But I might spill some.
Daphne: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party!
Daphne: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar: But I might spill some.
Daphne: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party!
From Some Like It Hot

Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)
Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
Sugar: There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
From Some Like It Hot

W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
Harry Payne Bosterly: You're drunk!
Harold Bissonette: And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.
Harold Bissonette: And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.
From It's a Gift

Olivia de Havilland
(as 'Kit Carson' Holliday)
Jeb Stuart: What do you do on Saturday night for fun here?
Kit Carson Holliday: Well, as I remember, half of Leavenworth takes a bath and the other half gets drunk. And since there are only two bathtubs in town, things get kind of exciting around midnight.
Kit Carson Holliday: Well, as I remember, half of Leavenworth takes a bath and the other half gets drunk. And since there are only two bathtubs in town, things get kind of exciting around midnight.
From Santa Fe Trail