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Rock Hudson

Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)

Brad/Rex: We have a saying back in Texas mame. Never drink anything stronger than you -- or younger.

Clark Gable

Clark Gable
(as Rhett Butler)

Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

James Garner

James Garner
(as Dr. Gerald Boyer)

Dr. Gerald Boyer: How dry I am. How dry I am. How dry I am. Honey... Where are you honey?

Thomas Mitchell

Thomas Mitchell
(as Tom 'Tommie' Blue)

Tom Blue: There's nothin' like a stretch on the rack to raise a thirst!

Thomas Mitchell

Thomas Mitchell
(as Tom 'Tommie' Blue)

Tom Blue: I'm a better man drunk than sober for any kind of work.


Rock Hudson

Rock Hudson
(as Brad Allen)

Brad Allen: I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)

Sugar: [pouring bourbon into paper cup] Turn the lights on.
Daphne: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar: But I might spill some.
Daphne: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party!

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as Jerry/Daphne)

Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)

Harry Payne Bosterly: You're drunk!
Harold Bissonette: And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.

Olivia de Havilland

Olivia de Havilland
(as 'Kit Carson' Holliday)

Jeb Stuart: What do you do on Saturday night for fun here?
Kit Carson Holliday: Well, as I remember, half of Leavenworth takes a bath and the other half gets drunk. And since there are only two bathtubs in town, things get kind of exciting around midnight.

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