Chill Wills
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Gene Autry:
Just gonna make some java. Care to join me?
Sheriff Cramer: Not me - your coffee'd throw a horseshoe. Hope I don't see you in jail.
Sheriff Cramer: Not me - your coffee'd throw a horseshoe. Hope I don't see you in jail.
From Loaded Pistols
Dick Powell
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Rocky Mulloy:
[door opens] Fletcher apartment?
Alice Fletcher: I don't need any brushes, but come on in.
Rocky Mulloy: Mrs. Fletcher?
Alice Fletcher: Yes.
Rocky Mulloy: I'd like to see your husband.
Alice Fletcher: Well, that's not very flattering. Would you like some coffee?
Rocky Mulloy: Oh, a second cup never hurt anybody.
Alice Fletcher: I don't need any brushes, but come on in.
Rocky Mulloy: Mrs. Fletcher?
Alice Fletcher: Yes.
Rocky Mulloy: I'd like to see your husband.
Alice Fletcher: Well, that's not very flattering. Would you like some coffee?
Rocky Mulloy: Oh, a second cup never hurt anybody.
From Cry Danger
Glenn Ford
(as Sheriff Cramer)
[first lines]
Norman Jones: Wake up Manhattan. Come out of that warm, rosy dream, open those big, luscious eyes and meet a new, exciting day. I'm talking to you ravishing, delicious, madcap girls still in that warm, cozy bed. Now what you need is a nice, hot cup of coffee, Bentley Coffee of course. That rich, intoxicating aroma, that tantalizing blend that makes the senses reel and the pulses tingle.
[shouts]
Norman Jones: Look out! Don't burn those delicate, sensuous fingers. Why if anything should happen to those wild, impetuous hands, Jones would be heartbroken, Aw, did she hurt herself? Don't cry. Old Norm here will fix it.
[sounds of kisses]
Norman Jones: There now, doesn't that feel better?
Tom Corbett: [turns off radio]
[writes himself a note]
Tom Corbett: STOP NORM
Norman Jones: Wake up Manhattan. Come out of that warm, rosy dream, open those big, luscious eyes and meet a new, exciting day. I'm talking to you ravishing, delicious, madcap girls still in that warm, cozy bed. Now what you need is a nice, hot cup of coffee, Bentley Coffee of course. That rich, intoxicating aroma, that tantalizing blend that makes the senses reel and the pulses tingle.
[shouts]
Norman Jones: Look out! Don't burn those delicate, sensuous fingers. Why if anything should happen to those wild, impetuous hands, Jones would be heartbroken, Aw, did she hurt herself? Don't cry. Old Norm here will fix it.
[sounds of kisses]
Norman Jones: There now, doesn't that feel better?
Tom Corbett: [turns off radio]
[writes himself a note]
Tom Corbett: STOP NORM
Roddy McDowall
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Ingrid Randall:
Be careful Gregory, be extremely careful about what you say! I haven't had my coffee yet, and I'm in no mood for stupid, irresponsible remarks.
Gregory Benson: Oh.
Gregory Benson: Oh.
From That Darn Cat!
Margaret Sheridan
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Marlene Dietrich
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Marjorie Corder:
Miss Tesdale, would you like your coffee in your own seat?
Monica Teasdale: No, put it over here. Oh as a matter of fact, let's go back there where we won't wake anybody no matter how much we talk. That way i can say my prayers if I feel like it.
Monica Teasdale: No, put it over here. Oh as a matter of fact, let's go back there where we won't wake anybody no matter how much we talk. That way i can say my prayers if I feel like it.
Edward Judd
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Peter Stenning:
Well, Billy boy, they got me doing your homework. Five hundred words on sun-spots.
Bill Maguire: Have you seen the figures on some of these Earth tremors?
Peter Stenning: It's another planet trying to contact us.
[He picks up his empty coffee mug and speaks into it]
Peter Stenning: This is Earth. Are you receiving me? Are you receiving me? You are?
Peter Stenning: Well get knotted.
Peter Stenning: [He sets the mug down again]
Bill Maguire: Have you seen the figures on some of these Earth tremors?
Peter Stenning: It's another planet trying to contact us.
[He picks up his empty coffee mug and speaks into it]
Peter Stenning: This is Earth. Are you receiving me? Are you receiving me? You are?
Peter Stenning: Well get knotted.
Peter Stenning: [He sets the mug down again]
Betsy Drake
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Jeff Cohalan:
Let's see what the tea leaves say about you... there's a trick my grandmother taught me; she learned it from an old witch in Ireland.
Ellen Foster: And so you've been drinking coffee ever since.
Ellen Foster: And so you've been drinking coffee ever since.
From The Second Woman
Andy Clyde
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Andy Clyde
(as Sheriff Cramer)
Andy:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to introduce Dora's Dunking Donuts. Remember that name, folks. They're baked by Miss Dora herself. Are you listening, Dora?
Dora: Yes, Andy! I'm listening!
Andy: [singing] Dora's Dunking Donuts, they are the rage of the land. / No cookie, cake, or candy could taste so fine and dandy./ With Dora's Dunking Donuts, you'll be nuts about her donuts. / You'll dunk 'em in your coffee, or any old drink, you'll dunk 'em day and dunk 'em night and still they won't sink!
Dora: Yes, Andy! I'm listening!
Andy: [singing] Dora's Dunking Donuts, they are the rage of the land. / No cookie, cake, or candy could taste so fine and dandy./ With Dora's Dunking Donuts, you'll be nuts about her donuts. / You'll dunk 'em in your coffee, or any old drink, you'll dunk 'em day and dunk 'em night and still they won't sink!

