Stan:
If you don't be careful, she's going to get the upper hand of you.
--Stan Laurel (as Stan) in Sons of the Desert
--Stan Laurel (as Stan) in Sons of the Desert
Stan:
Shakespeare.
Ollie: Longfellow.
Ollie: What goes up the chimney?
Stan: Santa Claus.
--Stan Laurel (as Stan / Alf Laurel) in Our Relations
Ollie: Longfellow.
Ollie: What goes up the chimney?
Stan: Santa Claus.
--Stan Laurel (as Stan / Alf Laurel) in Our Relations
Stanlio:
[after being robbed of all his savings] Oh, well, come easy, go easy - that's my motto.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in The Devil's Brother
--Stan Laurel (as ) in The Devil's Brother
Stanlio:
I don't want to be walking around with my throat cut.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in The Devil's Brother
--Stan Laurel (as ) in The Devil's Brother
Oliver:
[at the prison dentist] Who ever heard of a dentist hurting you these days? Why, you won't even feel it.
Stanley: You won't feel it, but how about me? How about those other fellows?
Oliver: Ha ha ha ha, they were only laughing.
[sits down in dentist chair beside Stan]
Oliver: You know, there are times when you try my patience. There's nothing do it. It's all in your mind. Now just sit back and... Relax. Why they could pull every tooth in my head and I wouldn't even feel it.
[the dentist accidentally sets to work on Ollie's teeth; Ollie yelps in pain]
Oliver: Why didn't you tell him?
Stanley: I thought you were laughing.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Pardon Us
Stanley: You won't feel it, but how about me? How about those other fellows?
Oliver: Ha ha ha ha, they were only laughing.
[sits down in dentist chair beside Stan]
Oliver: You know, there are times when you try my patience. There's nothing do it. It's all in your mind. Now just sit back and... Relax. Why they could pull every tooth in my head and I wouldn't even feel it.
[the dentist accidentally sets to work on Ollie's teeth; Ollie yelps in pain]
Oliver: Why didn't you tell him?
Stanley: I thought you were laughing.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Pardon Us
Oliver:
[Stan and Ollie are wearing blackface] They'll never recognize us in a 100 years. For once in your life you've hit up on a good idea.
Stanley: A practical idea.
Oliver: What about the tooth? The buzzer.
Stanley: Oh, I fixed that too. I vulcanized it.
Oliver: You what?
Stanley: I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz any more.
Oliver: You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.
Stanley: What do you mean associa-
Oliver: Tut tut tut tut.
Stanley: Tut tut tut tut?
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Pardon Us
Stanley: A practical idea.
Oliver: What about the tooth? The buzzer.
Stanley: Oh, I fixed that too. I vulcanized it.
Oliver: You what?
Stanley: I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz any more.
Oliver: You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.
Stanley: What do you mean associa-
Oliver: Tut tut tut tut.
Stanley: Tut tut tut tut?
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Pardon Us
Oliver:
Come Stanley, let no one say that we were afraid to die.
Stan: I don't care who says it.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Nothing But Trouble
Stan: I don't care who says it.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Nothing But Trouble
Oliver:
I thought you told me I had her in the palm of my hand.
Stan: Well you did, but you didn't play your cards right.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Swiss Miss
Stan: Well you did, but you didn't play your cards right.
--Stan Laurel (as ) in Swiss Miss