Curly: I got an idea in the back of my head!
Curly: Well, bring it out front!
[He hits him in the head]
Moe: What is it?
Curly: You knocked it clear out!


--Curly Howard (as Curly / Pop Howard) in 3 Dumb Clucks

Curly: I'll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Larry: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Larry: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.
[tosses eggs to Moe]
Curly: A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Larry: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Larry: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Curly: I'll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Moe: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Moe: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: [Curly takes the egg container and tosses it to Moe, who catches it] Here you go. A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Moe: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!


--Curly Howard (as ) in Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Curly: I'm gettin' sick and tired of this! How old are you?
Football player: Ninteen!
Curly: Now we're gettin' somewhere!
Football player: Eighty-three! Twenty-seven! Twenty-two!
Curly: Why don't you make up your mind?


--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling

Curly: Is that you hat?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly: [takes it off] Why don't you get your head Simonized?


--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good

Curly: No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome!
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young.


--Curly Howard (as ) in In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Curly: Oh boy, a mummy alligator, I'm going to take him home with me. Boy are you going to look good on my wall!


--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy

Curly: Quit that double talk, I want to hear the Lone Ranger!


--Curly Howard (as ) in They Stooge To Conga

Curly: Razbanyai siati benefuchi, I fall down.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Three Little Pirates

Curly: Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.


--Curly Howard (as ) in Plane Nuts