Larry:
[after all three are unable to find anyone else to interview] Where is everybody?
Curly: Maybe it's The Fourth of July.
Moe: The Fourth of July in October?
Curly: You never can tell... look what they did to Thanksgiving!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling
Curly: Maybe it's The Fourth of July.
Moe: The Fourth of July in October?
Curly: You never can tell... look what they did to Thanksgiving!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in No Census, No Feeling
Larry:
[having just hit Curly] Hey! I just saw a ghost!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in Spook Louder
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
--Curly Howard (as Curly) in Spook Louder
Larry:
[they see an ocean in the desert] Must be a mirrage.
Moe: Mirrage is something you see yourself in, that's a mirage.
Curly: Mirage? But that's where you keep your automobile.
Moe: I said a mirage!
Curly: Mirage, mirrage, whatever it is, I'm going swimming!
--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Moe: Mirrage is something you see yourself in, that's a mirage.
Curly: Mirage? But that's where you keep your automobile.
Moe: I said a mirage!
Curly: Mirage, mirrage, whatever it is, I'm going swimming!
--Curly Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Larry:
[thrown out of a hotel where the rent's $1 a month] He can't throw us out just because we're eight months behind on the rent.
Moe: But he did. I'm going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly: Get my other pair of socks too, they're standing up behind the stove.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good
Moe: But he did. I'm going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly: Get my other pair of socks too, they're standing up behind the stove.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Loco Boy Makes Good
Larry:
Hey, what do kids eat?
Moe: What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly: Weeds.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Sock-A-Bye Baby
Moe: What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly: Weeds.
--Curly Howard (as ) in Sock-A-Bye Baby
Larry:
We dunno anything about flyin'!
Moe Wrong: Neither did the Wright brothers, but they flew! Anything the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong brothers can do! Right?
Larry: Right!
Curly Wrong: Wrong.
[Moe and Larry gang up on him]
Curly Wrong: Brothers!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Pilots
Moe Wrong: Neither did the Wright brothers, but they flew! Anything the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong brothers can do! Right?
Larry: Right!
Curly Wrong: Wrong.
[Moe and Larry gang up on him]
Curly Wrong: Brothers!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Pilots
Larry:
What happened? What's wrong?
Curly: I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
Curly: I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program!
--Curly Howard (as ) in Dizzy Detectives
