Larry Haines:
Hey, what's this 'Flip and Nip', this 'Floppy Louie' stuff?
Karen Bentley: No questions please. I'm being followed by two men in black.
Larry Haines: You sure you don't mean two men in white?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Karen Bentley: No questions please. I'm being followed by two men in black.
Larry Haines: You sure you don't mean two men in white?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
I gotta send a wire to Nat Burton. I gotta tell him to get us a lawyer to straighten out this murder business.
Karen Bentley: Who's Nat Burton?
Larry Haines: He's my agent.
Karen Bentley: Do you think he'll help?
Larry Haines: He'd better. If I get the electric chair, he gets 10% of the current.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Karen Bentley: Who's Nat Burton?
Larry Haines: He's my agent.
Karen Bentley: Do you think he'll help?
Larry Haines: He'd better. If I get the electric chair, he gets 10% of the current.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
Lady, if I'm not out of that door in 2 seconds flat, my name's not Larry Haines!
[Larry opens the door, sees a knife fly into the wood, and closes the door]
Larry Haines: [holding his hand out to Karen] Meet John Doe!
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
[Larry opens the door, sees a knife fly into the wood, and closes the door]
Larry Haines: [holding his hand out to Karen] Meet John Doe!
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
Let's get out of here before my knees beat themselves to death.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
Say, you know honey: You and me could make music together. Right now I feel like the philharmonic.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Lawrence:
[about Alex] He sees the dark side of everything. He was born during an eclipse.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
[the power goes out in the storm] Basil Rathbone must be having a party.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
[to Alex] Oh, you look like a black out in a blackout. This keeps up, I'm gonna have to paint you white.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
Larry Lawrence:
I'm in great shape, for the shape I'm in.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers
--Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers