Hot Lips Barton:
[to his trumpet] You happy little Grable bait!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton:
Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
--Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
[as they are about to leave with the villan] We're going with them...
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
[an understanding look]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: [Starting the routine] Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
[both are hit on the head by a goon. The two fall]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
[an understanding look]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: [Starting the routine] Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
[both are hit on the head by a goon. The two fall]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
[Cannibal burps] Must've been someone he ate.
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
We're going with them...
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--Bob Hope (as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier) in Road to Zanzibar
Larry Gilbert:
[Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life
--Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life
Larry Haines:
"Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?"
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
[Impersonating a famed pediatrician before a crowd of mothers]
Mother Who Has a Girl of Nine: Dr. Higby, I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Mother Who Has a Girl of Nine: Dr. Higby, I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Larry Haines:
[Trying to get away from Karen] Taxi! A thin taxi for one!
Karen Bentley: Larry! Larry! You have 3 hours between trains. Wouldn't you like to go past my apartment house and drop me off?
Larry Haines: Drop you off? I sure would. How many stories is it?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
Karen Bentley: Larry! Larry! You have 3 hours between trains. Wouldn't you like to go past my apartment house and drop me off?
Larry Haines: Drop you off? I sure would. How many stories is it?
--Bob Hope (as Larry Haines) in My Favorite Blonde
