Richard Burton
(as George)
George:
All I said was that our son, the apple of our three eyes, Martha being a cyclops, our son is a beanbag, and you get testy!
Richard Burton
(as George)
Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)
Richard Burton
(as George)
Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)
Richard Burton
(as George)
Richard Burton
(as George)
Richard Burton
(as George)
George:
Martha, in my mind you're buried in cement right up to the neck. No, up to the nose, it's much quieter.
Richard Burton
(as George)
Richard Burton
(as George)
George:
Martha's got money because Martha's father's second wife, not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died, was a very old lady with warts who was very rich.
Nick: She was a witch!
George: She was a good witch, and she married the white mouse with the tiny red eyes and he must have nibbled her warts or something like that, because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately. Poof!
Nick: Poof!
George: Poof! And all that was left, aside from some wart medicine, was a big fat will.
Nick: Your wife never mentioned a stepmother.
George: Maybe it isn't true.
Nick: She was a witch!
George: She was a good witch, and she married the white mouse with the tiny red eyes and he must have nibbled her warts or something like that, because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately. Poof!
Nick: Poof!
George: Poof! And all that was left, aside from some wart medicine, was a big fat will.
Nick: Your wife never mentioned a stepmother.
George: Maybe it isn't true.