Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Shemp: [hearing a report of Hargan's crime spree on the radio] Hey Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay our bills.
[Shemp taps his temple, smiling]
Moe: Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.

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[Shemp accidently hits Moe with a broom]
Shemp: Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.
Moe: Oh, think nothing of it.
Shemp: Gee, thanks, Moe.
Moe: You're welcome.
[grabs the broom and hits Shemp in the head with it]

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Moe: We're going to be paupers. Paupers!
Shemp: Are you kidding? We're not even married!
Moe: [pokes Shemp in the eyes] Why don't you be quiet. Think!

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One of four shorts from The Three Stooges to fall into the public domain after their copyright was accidentally not renewed in the 1960s. The other three are Disorder in the Court, Brideless Groom and Malice in the Palace. That is why these four shorts are always featured on low-priced Stooges videos and DVDs and are never featured on any legit Stooges compilations.
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