Only Two Can Play (1962)

John Lewis: What he does, you see, he puts the canvas on the floor, chucks some whopping great dollops of paint on it and drags a naked woman across it. Yes. Yes. Sort of job I'd like, that. I'd enjoy cleaning the brushes anyway.

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Man with salt-obsessed friend: Something to do with his blood, you know. He got to get it into his bloodstream.
John Lewis: Uh, the Pygmies have the same problem. Yes, I quite understand. Well, tell your friend not to worry because relief is on the way.

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[last lines]
Jean: You did very well.
John Lewis: I think I'm definitely improving, don't you?
Jean: Oh, you've still got a long way to go.
John Lewis: We both got a long way to go, haven't we? Quite a long drive home, isn't it?

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Presumably due to the depiction in the film, Swansea Library would not give permission for filming. The film uses the Glynn Vivian art gallery, directly over the road, for exteriors instead.
The South Wales town the film is set in - Aberdarcy - is a fictional one.
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