The Carson City Kid (1940)

Townsman looking at reward poster: I saw a big reward sign go up in Hangtown once. Shucks, they brought in sixteen corpses the first week... and there wasn't any of 'em that even looked like the fella!

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[Roy has just rescued the lovely young Joby from a drunken admirer]
Roy Rogers, posing as The Carson City Kid: I was going to ask you to have a drink, but that's the same mistake the other fellow made.
Joby Madison: Oh, I quit drinking 30, 40 years ago. I guess I'm getting old. I don't even like my pipe anymore.

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Marshal Gabby Whitaker: I bet your head feels bigger than an overgrown pumpkin.
Scott 'Arizona' Warren: Oh, it does.
Marshal Gabby Whitaker: I got just the cure for it - an injun remedy. Chief Sitting Bull himself gave me the recipe for learning him how to follow a trail. It cures aches, pains, bunions, calluses, galloping consumption and the seven year itch.

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