Texas Across the River (1966) | |
| Director(s) | Michael Gordon |
| Producer(s) | Harry Keller |
| Top Genres | Comedy, Western |
| Top Topics | |
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Texas Across the River (1966) was a Comedy - Western Film directed by Michael Gordon and produced by Harry Keller.
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Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
You stand so; I stand so. And then...
Sam Hollis: Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm...
Sam Hollis: But this isn't Spain - it's Texas!
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner!
Sam Hollis: We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
Sam Hollis: Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
[last lines]
[an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging]
Kronk: Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: [disgusted] Texas. Pah!
Sam Hollis: Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.
Iron Jacket: Who wants it?
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Sam Hollis: Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm...
Sam Hollis: But this isn't Spain - it's Texas!
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner!
Sam Hollis: We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
Sam Hollis: Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
[last lines]
[an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging]
Kronk: Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: [disgusted] Texas. Pah!
Sam Hollis: Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.
Iron Jacket: Who wants it?
read more quotes from Texas Across the River...
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