Kiss and Tell (1945)

Harry Archer: Somehow, I just can't believe that I'm the father-in-law of that "Holy cow"!

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Janet Archer: Just think, our little girl married to Dexter.
Harry Archer: Just so long as it takes to get it annulled!
Janet Archer: Harry, you can't.
Harry Archer: Why not?
Janet Archer: Because they're going to have a baby. I hope it'll be a girl.
Harry Archer: Janet, you amaze me. How can you stand there calmly and hope it's going to be a girl?
Janet Archer: Well, it's got to be either a boy or a girl. I can have my preference, can't I?

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Corliss Archer: Were you treating Betty Campbell to a coke? That frizzed out blonde?
Dexter Franklin: I was - well, we just happend to meet. I mean, gee, well, well as a matter of fact, it was a root beer.
Corliss Archer: Dexter Franklin, kindly leave this property at once.
Dexter Franklin: Well, holy cow, I tell you -
Corliss Archer: If there is one thing I will not stand for, it's fragrant infidelity!
Mildred Pringle: The word is flagrant, Corliss.
Corliss Archer: Well, what did I say?
Dexter Franklin: You said fragrant.
Corliss Archer: Well, I meant it. Your behavior stinks! Now get out!

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Kiss and Tell opened at the Biltmore Theater on March 17, 1943 and ran for an incredible 956 performances.
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