If a Body Meets a Body (1945)

Moe Pink: Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.

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Moe Pink: Blow out that candle.
Curly Q. Link: Oh, no! Then it'll be dark! I'm scared!
Moe Pink: Blow out that candle or I'll blow out your brain. Or a facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link: Or a facsimile thereof... all right.

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Moe Pink: [finds a horseshoe in his soup] Why you numbskull, we sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not the glue factory.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink: He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink: You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link: If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink: So what?
Curly Q. Link: So I'll go.

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This has a plot identical to Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy's short The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case. Fred Kelsey even plays a domineering detective in both shorts.
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