How to Commit Marriage (1969)

Frank Benson: Oh, I believe you know, Lois.
Elaine Benson: [stares at Lois' huge breasts] If I didn't, I certainly do know.
Lois Grey: Well, it's nothing you couldn't buy.

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Elaine Benson: [first line in movie] Frank... Frank! I want a divorce.

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Nancy Benson: [introducing her fiancé to her father] David comes from a broken home.
David Poe: I was the only child in kindergarten who could spell dirty words correctly.
Frank Benson: I'm amazed you didn't write a best-seller.

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This movie is the film debut of the California progressive psychedelic hippie band "The Comfortable Chair", recording artists on CBS-Ode Records, whose six band members appear as themselves in the movie. They were discovered and produced by John Densmore and Robby Krieger of famous rock band The Doors. They are: Bernie Schwartz - lead vocals, Barbara Wallace - lead vocals, Gene Garfin - lead guitar, Gary Davis - bass guitar, Greg LeRoy - drums & percussion, and Tad Barczak - synthesizer & piano keyboards.
Last theatrical movie appearance of Jane Wyman.
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