Antoninus:
I'm Spartacus!
[everyone around Antoninus and Spartacus takes up the shout]
--Tony Curtis (as Antoninus) in Spartacus
[everyone around Antoninus and Spartacus takes up the shout]
--Tony Curtis (as Antoninus) in Spartacus
Carlo Cofield:
Look, all great salesmen are nothing more than just a uh - a collection of personality defects: the uh morality of a sieve, the... charm of a schizophrenic, the sensitivity of a rhino, and the uh - the scruples of a blackmailer.
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Don't Make Waves
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Don't Make Waves
Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz:
[to Capt. Newman] You see, in the neighborhood I came, we had to learn six different languages in order to do business.
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Captain Newman, M.D.
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Captain Newman, M.D.
Harry Houdini:
I hadn't prepared anything for tonight, but perhaps I have something that will amuse you. So if you'll get a couple of broomsticks, I'll get my wife - and we'll see what we can do.
--Tony Curtis (as Harry Houdini) in Houdini
--Tony Curtis (as Harry Houdini) in Houdini
Jerry Florea:
Two things I can never be, Mrs. Gallagher. That's a father...and a citizen of my country.
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Six Bridges to Cross
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Six Bridges to Cross
John 'Joker' Jackson:
Ya'll can't lynch me! I'm a white man!
--Tony Curtis (as John 'Joker' Jackson) in The Defiant Ones
--Tony Curtis (as John 'Joker' Jackson) in The Defiant Ones
Kit Dalton:
I'm thinking this may not be the sweetest smelling way to live, but it's downright better than walking behind a plow.
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Kansas Raiders
--Tony Curtis (as ) in Kansas Raiders
Maurice:
I have the car right here, sir!
--Tony Curtis (as Maurice / Philippe, 2nd policeman) in Paris When It Sizzles
--Tony Curtis (as Maurice / Philippe, 2nd policeman) in Paris When It Sizzles
