Sidney Falco:
Kill me, push me through a window somewhere! I walked into this hallowed ground without knocking!
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
Sidney Falco:
Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
Sidney Falco:
The cat's in a bag and the bag's in a river.
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
Sidney Falco:
Watch me run a 50-yard dash with my legs cut off!
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
Sidney Falco:
You're walking around blind, Frank, without a cane.
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
--Tony Curtis (as Sidney Falco) in Sweet Smell of Success
The Baron:
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. So, until another day, Mr. Leslie.
--Tony Curtis (as The Great Leslie) in The Great Race
--Tony Curtis (as The Great Leslie) in The Great Race
Sugar:
[admiring a large fish trophy] What is it?
Junior (Joe): It's a member of the herring family.
Sugar: A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
Junior (Joe): They shrink when they're marinated.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Junior (Joe): It's a member of the herring family.
Sugar: A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
Junior (Joe): They shrink when they're marinated.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Sugar:
[on the yacht Junior's pretending he owns] Which is the port and which is the starboard?
Junior (Joe): Well that depends. That depends on whether you're coming or going. I mean, normally, normally, the aft is on the other side of the stern. But - And that's the bridge, so you can get from one side of the boat to the other.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Junior (Joe): Well that depends. That depends on whether you're coming or going. I mean, normally, normally, the aft is on the other side of the stern. But - And that's the bridge, so you can get from one side of the boat to the other.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Sugar:
If my mother could only see me now.
Josephine (Joe): I hope my mother never finds out.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Josephine (Joe): I hope my mother never finds out.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Sugar:
Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior (Joe): I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
Junior (Joe): I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
--Tony Curtis (as Joe/Josephine) in Some Like It Hot
